Legoland Declares All Adults as Pedophiles


Once again the smear of pedophilia has been thrown around. They didn’t use the ‘P’ word but to refuse all adults who do not have a child with them for the reason of ‘child protection’ is just as powerful as pointing the accusation finger.

A 63-year-old man who travelled from Windsor, Ont. to Toronto to fulfil a lifelong dream of visiting a Legoland Discovery Centre, feels discriminated against and embarrassed after being turned away because he didn’t have a child with him.

John St-Onge has been a self-described “Lego fanatic” ever since his children were young and he first began buying them sets, ranging from miniature cities and farmscapes to models of the Star Wars Millenium Falcon.

Once his kids grew older and found other interests, John stuck with Lego, breaking down and rebuilding their sets, and buying new ones to add to his own collection. He now has around 75 sets, comprising about 50,000 pieces of Lego.


“It’s a Lego house,” he joked in an interview with, explaining that he spends his winters indoors due to health problems, and keeps busy working on Lego projects. John has diabetes, cancer and recently had heart surgery.

His dream has always been to visit the flagship Legoland location in Denmark, but due to his health problems, that has become unrealistic.

As a result, John was excited when he picked up a flyer for the Vaughan Mills Legoland Discovery Centre at an Ontario tourism centre, and learned that there was a location much closer to home.

John and his daughter, Nicole St-Onge, saved up, planned the trip and made the three-hour drive, only to be turned away at the door because of a rule, unbeknownst to them, that adults must be accompanied by a child in order to get in.


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However, she defended the policy that requires adults to be accompanied by children, saying “it is a child attraction so we do have this in place to protect the families and children that visit.”

Hannaford pointed out that Legoland does have adults-only nights once a month, for grown-up fans of the iconic building blocks. She also said the rules are posted at the location, and are in fact on the flyer as well.

Without fault, I emailed them to offer my full support but as to supporting the ban on men. Using my real name as one should do.;
Hi, I just want to share with you my full support to ban men from attending Legoland without a child brought with them. I would prefer men to be banned completely because this leaves men to bring along a child they may have kidnapped only to be raped and have his or her flesh torn off the poor kid’s bones.

As a male, I vouch for the fact that when we see a child, we can’t but crave to rape, kill and munch of the blighter’s bones. It must be the hunter in us to have to kill everything.

Trust us, we men are ravenous beasts. I even made out with a street sign because it has a picture of kids trying to cross the road. If only those steel things were edible.

I’m starving just thinking of it.

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In the interest of child protection, I suggest that we either kill every child once they reach signs of puberty for males and 18 for females. Once science kicks in, only girls will be created. Otherwise, if murdering all adults is not feasible, then I suggest going to the second option of just banning all adults from living on the same continent where children breathe. Maybe islands designated for children only. True Lord of the Flies style.

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