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Sex Ed. The Bear Facts. NSFWusses.

A NakedWombat video covering sex education in a cutesy sort of way.

 

 

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Joke Post – TheNakedWombat is a Creationist

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How To Become Famous

It has been a while since I posted anything here and during this time, Australia has gone back to Kevin Rudd as Prime Minister without an election and an election has been called for 7th of September this year.

Tomorrow(Sunday), I will be heading into Darling Harbour at Sydney for VidInc which is for Youtube. I am looking forward to meeting people I have been craving to meet for a very long time…hopefully we’ll meet.

In the meant time, here is my latest video creation uploaded to, TheNakedWombat today.

 

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Give Bees A Chance

Give Bees A Chance

Now here is a funny news feed to get on your phone.

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Using a cell/mobile phone on a train…the hazards of

Using a cell on a train…

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

“Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train”. “Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting”.

“No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss”.

“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.

“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart”

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone………

“Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.

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Understanding the Male Psyche

Understanding the Male Psyche

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6?”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

(If you’re female, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again. Males will get it the first time.)

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Fifty Shades of Grey Poem

Fifty Shades of Grey

My missus bought a paperback
In Asda, Saturday.
I had a look inside the bag –
‘Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it, see,
And went off up to bed.
An hour later, she appeared
Oh, the sight filled me with dread.

In her hand she held a rope,
The other, held a whip.
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip.

Well, forty years ago
I might have had a peek.
But Doris hasn’t weathered well –
She’s sixty-eight next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn’t be much grimmer.
And things progressed from bad to worse –
She toppled off her Zimmer .

She struggled back up to her feet
A good half hour later,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her.

Now if you knew our Doris, see,
You’d know just why I cringed.
I’d been two months in traction, ‘cos
My hips and knees unhinged.

She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit 
and, jumping back in fright, I went
And stood on her left t*t.

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
“Step on the OTHER one”

Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Black and blue, battered too,
With wanton, wild perversion,
We decided that a night of sin
Was scarce worth such exertion.

Thank Heavens she has binned the book
And peace reigns, like before.
She’s head to toe in winceyette
And back to back, we snore.

Anon.

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